When I heard the first name “Curvin Johnson” (Calvin’s made-up little brother) I knew the player didn’t exist, but I still missed the full joke. By the time fans were done expelling the virtues of Mike Hawke, Butser Highman and Neil Antblo though? Laughter. This is my favorite football-related humor video since bad NFL lip reading. The only way this video could have been better was if it was all Jets fans. Excellent work, FootballNation.com.
Analytics might have come in handy.
They met at the NBA conference Finals.
Third legal incident this calendar year.
It’s been less than a year since Goodell needed to hear from Ray Rice directly.