When I heard the first name “Curvin Johnson” (Calvin’s made-up little brother) I knew the player didn’t exist, but I still missed the full joke. By the time fans were done expelling the virtues of Mike Hawke, Butser Highman and Neil Antblo though? Laughter. This is my favorite football-related humor video since bad NFL lip reading. The only way this video could have been better was if it was all Jets fans. Excellent work, FootballNation.com.
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.
There’s always next year.