When I heard the first name “Curvin Johnson” (Calvin’s made-up little brother) I knew the player didn’t exist, but I still missed the full joke. By the time fans were done expelling the virtues of Mike Hawke, Butser Highman and Neil Antblo though? Laughter. This is my favorite football-related humor video since bad NFL lip reading. The only way this video could have been better was if it was all Jets fans. Excellent work, FootballNation.com.
Filthy ankle breakers.
Everyone loves him.
Even with Jackson’s new contract, that’s a hefty chunk of change.