Kevin Millar appeared on the Dan Patrick show this morning to talk about baseball or chewing gum or the final season of LOST. Who knows. All that matters is that Millar tried to say “serendipitous” and it went horribly. It would have been one thing if Millar had just worked it into a sentence and got his tongue tied, but he set up his use of the word by saying, “I wanna use a big word against you.” Before Patrick can even finish saying, “Oh God,” Millar has begun to say something that sounded like the scientific classification of a new dinosaur than anything else.
Jordan left LA for Dallas.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.