Tottenham played to a draw against Wigan Saturday in Premier League action. The highlight of the match came early as Wigan’s Maynor Figueroa and goalie Joel Robles passed the ball back-and-forth in front of their own goal. When Robles nonchalantly went to clear the ball, Gareth Bale sprinted towards the goal and jumped like he was going to karate kick the opposing goalie in the face. Instead, the ball bounced off the bottom of his cleat and ended up in the top corner of the net.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.