The Lingerie Football League has changed its name to the Legends Football League. Probably because the guys who invented lingerie football are, quite simply, legends in their own minds. On Saturday night, the Los Angeles Temptation took on the Chicago Bliss. LA quarterback Ashley Salerno ran a sweep and absolutely leveled Chicago safety Allie Alberts. Alberts stayed down while Salerno screamed “sit the f*** down, bitch!” Another high point for the sport. It should be noted that Salerno lost five yards on the play.
Or the Fever set a record for futility.
Hugh Freeze was in near constant contact with a dirty Ole Miss booster.