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San Jose Announcers: Vancouver Green Men are "40 Year Old Virgins," "Live in Their Moms' Basements," "Collect Pot Holders" [Video]

Drew Remenda and Randy Hahn were on the call for CSN California / Bay Area Wednesday during Game 1 of the Sharks – Canucks series. Like many opposing fans, Remenda and Hahn think the Green Men are dumb. Unlike most opposing fans, they have a rather large forum to express that sentiment. Remenda and Hahn opined that the guys who wear green body suits and press themselves against the visiting team’s penalty box are 40-year old virgins who live at home and collect pot holders and snow globes. I’d wager they’re just drunk Canadian frat bros, but either way I wouldn’t want to hang out with them. San Jose won 3-1. [@cjzero]

Previously: Vancouver Canucks’ Green Men Now Using Green Magic When Attempting to Distract Visiting Players [Video]
Previously: NHL Wants Vancouver Green Men To Tone It Down

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