Keira Knightley, who got married over the weekend … “Athletic director hears reporter suffer stroke on phone, summons help” … on Nashville’s boffo job growth in 2012 … which college football coaches have the most twitter followers? … “Slayer Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Dies From Spider Bite Complications” … the people you meet at McDonald’s … teenager builds 1-man submarine … Iron Man box office: $175 mil, the 2nd best opening weekend ever …. NYT talks to friends of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev … five women on a bachelorette party died in a limo fire … Iron Man 3 had a $175 million opening (second biggest ever) …
“A Westbrook man was Tasered by police on Saturday after allegedly assaulting a man dressed as a Stormtrooper and another man dressed as a Ghostbuster.” [Bangor Daily News]
So what do the Celtics do with Paul Pierce? Seems like a decision will be made by June 30, for money reasons. [Globe]
Elijah Hood, an “athlete” ranked as the 12th best player in the high school football class of 2014, committed to Notre Dame and is now tweeting at other commits to join him. [South Bend Trib]
“Mother of UA basketball player charged in kidnapping of Mississippi 6-year-old.” [AL.com]
How John Swofford helped save the ACC. [Observer]
How similar were the Derrick Rose and Lance Thomas NCAA decisions? [Athletic Scholarships]
Phil Mickelson’s putting last week was off-the-charts good. [Ken Pom]
Things that happened the last time the Knicks won a playoff series. [Sports Kings]
Last month, a high school student was suspended for smelling bad. [via Adam]
This dog is wearing a sweater. And it really wants to play with this stick that is still a branch.
Do not attempt to stop a hit and run driver like this man did.