Tiger Woods attended the Met Gala Monday with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, and according to Us Weekly, had a bit too much to drink, falling on the stairs and needing help up. Was Woods Irish Car-bombing his way to a brutal hangover a few days before the TPC? Gosh, I hope so. Before you dive into the report, decipher what you can from these two photos – note the glazed, bulgy eyes – of Woods and Vonn entering a towncar.
At one point in the evening, the once-divorced golfer got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing Vonn’s butt affectionately as she giggled.
When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs — and didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.
The real question, of course, is if Tiger was able to score digits from any of the waitresses at this event.