Roundup: Megan Fox Jumping on a Trampoline, New Lonely Island Video, Charles Ramsey & McDonald's

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute GalaKate Beckinsale … Florida teacher fired for being too sexy … lead singer of Christian metal band As I Lay Dying arrested for trying to hire someone to kill his wife … sad –  bear attacks monkey after they race on bikes … Jodi Arias convicted on first-degree murder … climber and dog stung to death by bees … Megan Fox on a trampoline for Ninja Turtles … American Idol getting rid of all their judges … the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch hates fat chicks … Charles Ramsey and McDonald’s … teacher arrested for drug possession (meth!) … Rob Kardashian charged with battery and petty theft …  the worst rooms in New York City … blind pole vaulter … The IT Crowd is coming back!!!!

Cliff Harris was arrested for speeding on his way to court. Which he was 90-minutes late for. [FOX 12]

The economics of Native American mascots. [Emory Sports Marketing Analytics]

Former Idaho coach suing the University for the money he “earned.” [KREM]

Arena Football team owner might not have been paying rent. [Sports Business Daily]

Jerry Lawler will return to the ring later this month. [Yahoo!]

Vijay Singh suing the PGA over deer antler spray allegations. [USA Today]

Bears top draft pick can’t practice because Oregon hasn’t had finals yet. [Chicago Tribune]

Senior class president suspended for the rest of the year because he was picking on athletes on Twitter. [Wichita Eagle]

Our good friend Jason Sobel explains how and why viewers call in rules violations during golf tournaments. [Golf Channel]

Peyton Manning is running his frat in Denver now. During a Yankees- Rockies game, he made Eric Decker pie Orlando Franklin on live television. [Mile High Report]

The newest episode of Between Two Ferns is really a cover for the new Lonely Island video. Did I step on the reveal? This video is over 24 hours old. You should be embarrassed if you haven’t already seen this.

This penguin and this little girl are best friends!

Because you want to see it first!

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