Kate Beckinsale … Florida teacher fired for being too sexy … lead singer of Christian metal band As I Lay Dying arrested for trying to hire someone to kill his wife … sad – bear attacks monkey after they race on bikes … Jodi Arias convicted on first-degree murder … climber and dog stung to death by bees … Megan Fox on a trampoline for Ninja Turtles … American Idol getting rid of all their judges … the owner of Abercrombie & Fitch hates fat chicks … Charles Ramsey and McDonald’s … teacher arrested for drug possession (meth!) … Rob Kardashian charged with battery and petty theft … the worst rooms in New York City … blind pole vaulter … The IT Crowd is coming back!!!!
Cliff Harris was arrested for speeding on his way to court. Which he was 90-minutes late for. [FOX 12]
The economics of Native American mascots. [Emory Sports Marketing Analytics]
Former Idaho coach suing the University for the money he “earned.” [KREM]
Arena Football team owner might not have been paying rent. [Sports Business Daily]
Jerry Lawler will return to the ring later this month. [Yahoo!]
Vijay Singh suing the PGA over deer antler spray allegations. [USA Today]
Bears top draft pick can’t practice because Oregon hasn’t had finals yet. [Chicago Tribune]
Senior class president suspended for the rest of the year because he was picking on athletes on Twitter. [Wichita Eagle]
Our good friend Jason Sobel explains how and why viewers call in rules violations during golf tournaments. [Golf Channel]
Peyton Manning is running his frat in Denver now. During a Yankees- Rockies game, he made Eric Decker pie Orlando Franklin on live television. [Mile High Report]
The newest episode of Between Two Ferns is really a cover for the new Lonely Island video. Did I step on the reveal? This video is over 24 hours old. You should be embarrassed if you haven’t already seen this.
This penguin and this little girl are best friends!