Ximena Duque, a Colombian model … an inning in the booth with Mr. Belding … she’s 17, and saving twitter from TV spoilers … this guy got Charles Ramsey tattooed on his leg … giant snails found in Texas … why did Vanity Fair do a slideshow of the 10 best-dressed famous children? … I’ve never heard of or seen an “ice wave” but here’s one in Minnesota … Shonda Rhimes, network TV hitmaker … Western Carolina, stand up! … one woman beat another woman with a bible … enormous collection of sad Capitals after Washington lost Game Seven at home …
San Antonio 109, Golden State 91. The Warriors season could end Thursday in Game 6. [Mercury News]
Pujols? Who needs him? Not the St. Louis Cardinals. [WSJ]
America’s Best College Bars. [Travel & Leisure]
Man dribbling a soccer ball from Seattle to Brazil is hit by a car and killed. [AP]
A torn ACL for Melvin Ingram means the Chargers are going to be hurting at defensive end next season. [Union Tribune]
Good analysis on Bill Self luring Andrew Wiggins to Kansas. [KC Star]
Mort & Schefter are getting their own ESPN TV show. [Sherman Report]
Tom Verducci chronicles the Mets many failed attempts at a home-grown ace. Finally, they have one in Matt Harvey. [SI]
Man breaks into grocery store, drinks beer, cooks. [Wave3]
“The University of Minnesota is hurriedly moving to renegotiate its contract with its longtime concessionaire to funnel more alcohol proceeds to the school after reporting that it lost money in its first year selling beer and wine at TCF Bank Stadium.” [Star Tribune]
Drunk man charges Wild Elephant is an outstanding headline.
Is Katherine Webb bright? Yes? No?
Diosa Canales is a very popular individual in Venezuela who can dance. This gets a little NSFW. [via Cartmaniak]
Six weeks old, but this woman is really struggling to get out of this nutty parking lot. [via Adam]