Dez Bryant is Prepared For Your Insults On Twitter, Will Probably Make Fun of You
By Tim Ryan
Twitter is internationally known as a hotbed for biting wit, and this tweet to Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant is a delicious example of said creativity. Just be forewarned, if you plan on swinging at Dez Bryant like an overzealous, untrained Soda Popinski, you best have a good defense.
UPDATE: It appears the tweet was deleted. Thankfully, in anticipation of a frantic scrubbing, it shall live forever here.