The Greatest Worst Tattoo of All Time, Until the Next One
By Tim Ryan
A subtle tribute to the infamous Dikembe Mutombo short shorts debacle? Perhaps. Sadly, we will likely never know the full tale behind the dong.
It’s memorable “stories” like this one that inspire the world’s most unsettling Google searches.
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