It sure has taken awhile for spring to get here, though with summer rapidly approaching, ’tis the season to flaunt that prized tattoo of an eager dong dangling from your shorts. [Note: Click photo for the full horrifying tat.]
A subtle tribute to the infamous Dikembe Mutombo short shorts debacle? Perhaps. Sadly, we will likely never know the full tale behind the dong.
It’s memorable “stories” like this one that inspire the world’s most unsettling Google searches.
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