If Miguel Cabrera wins his second consecutive Triple Crown, he should send a tasteful gift basket to Michael Bourn. The Cleveland Indians centerfielder gave the Detroit Tigers slugger a free home run and two RBIs by batting a warning-track fly ball over the fence. Perhaps Bourn learned that particular bit of defensive ineptitude from teammate Ryan Raburn.
Like father, like daughter.
Have you ever been there?
Keep the pelvic movements to a minimum, guys.
Congratulations on your accomplishment.