CJ Spiller Breaks Down SpongeBob Characters While Eating a Foot Long Hot Dog [Video]

C.J. Spiller sat down with WGRZ’s Jonah Javad to eat foot long hot dogs and talk about SpongeBob SquarePants. The only context that WGRZ.com gives us is the following:

Some days, Buffalo Bills running back CJ Spiller plays football. Some days, he ponders the character development in “SpongeBob SquarePants.” Caution: Weird video.

Weird video indeed, but he has some salient points. How does Patrick sleep up under that rock?