Watch as Matrix Bird stares down this Felipe Nasr’s Formula One race car during a practice lap at the Monaco Grand Prix. Then, at the last moment, he flips backwards, avoiding what would have been certain death and an explosion of feathers. Not a single fuck was given that day my friends. Matrix Bird flies again.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.