Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
Gotta lose to ’em all.
Congratulations to the young couple.
The head of Formula One’s mother-in-law is one of those kidnapped and held for ransom.
Telling it like it is.
Dangerous but effective.
“If this continues, boys, we will not have beach rugby next year.”