Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
Mouse in the house.
The protracted malaise appears to be over.
That’s a former Ballon d’Or winner alright.
Shaughnessy’s memory involves a selfie.
Looks very safe.