Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
Priceless: The faces of the rest of the Lakers in this video.
It was a helluva ride.
The perils of being a professional athlete.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.