Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
But he did write the most posts about it.
Why? Benny The Bull should not be made to jump through such hoops.
“Why is my reputation taking a hit? For backing a kid who has done nothing wrong?”