Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
He only takes good shots.
Phil jackson must have had a bad Super Bowl Sunday.
Don’t refer to grown men as boys in a derogatory manner, period.
CBS will surely claim victory.
This is bigger than Newton walking out on the media.
More like a fivehead.