Adrian Beltre’s favorite running gag from Arrested Development is assuredly NO TOUCHING! I mean, he’s really taken it to heart. The Texas Rangers third baseman continued his tradition of recoiling in horror when his head is touched with this world-class freakout last night. It takes a big man to throw his glove at a teammate on the field — or just a very angry one. Elvis Andrus found that out when he decided to tempt fate during a visit on the mound.
It’s about time.
Message sent: Don’t run on the field.
And put a nail in the Panthers’ coffin.
“When Cortez reached the New World, he burned his boats to encourage his men.” – Randal, Clerks: The Animated Series
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