Paulina Gretzky has been in Miami with boyfriend Dustin Johnson for who knows how long. According to Instagram, the couple has been hanging out on a boat for weeks. Dustin Johnson’s brother, Austin, has also been around. Have we talked about naming your kids Austin and Dustin? Let’s not. The couple and their little bro have been taking pictures on a boat and attending Miami Heat playoff games. Happy Memorial Day.
it’s easier for a rich man to go through the legs of a camel …
The only thing average about Ichiro is his size.
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