Roundup: Greatest Ryan Lochte Takedown Ever & Confessions of a Strip Club Bathroom Attendant

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This piece is by far the greatest takedown of Ryan Lochte. A snippet: “He is a walking treatise on bro culture: driven only by his basest impulses, no restraint, going hard, going big, getting your back, shredded abs, hot dog/penis jokes, iPhone pictures of friends mid-vomit.” [Vice]

A series of photos of Erin Andrews nervously watching her boyfriend, Jarrett Stoll of the LA Kings. [Hot Clicks]

A Memphis writer chimes in on Bill Simmons/MLK/Grizzlies. [Memphis Flyer]

Chicharito is the man, but you already knew that. [Chronicle]

Confessions of a Strip Club Bathroom Attendant. [Cleveland Scene]

Former Tennessee volleyball player chimes in on the Julie Hermann “scandal.” [Erin Zammett Ruddy]

“Toronto Mayor Rob Ford told senior aides not to worry about a video appearing to show him smoking crack cocaine because he knew where it was, sources told the Star.” [Toronto Star]

Why did the Magic dumper announcer Matt Guokas? [Sentinel]

“Spider-Man and two Captain Americas in Hollywood brawl.” [CNET]

Make ’em say Uhh! is 16 years old? That was quick. [Grantland]

The new coach of the Sacramento Kings is Mike Malone, who was an assistant at Golden State. [Yahoo Sports]

Twenty-four year old Virginia man offers ride to 63-year-old woman. She pulled a knife on him and stole his car. [Viva Loudoun]

Not sure why this Greece TV news program aired a sex scene during the newscast.

An ostrich running through rush hour traffic in China.

Kid falls asleep, but it doesn’t impact his driving. [via Zeke]

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