The Atlanta Braves are hosting the Pittsburgh Pirates tonight with Mike Minor on the mound. Before the first pitch, this graphic flashed showing the Ford Pitching Keys to Success. As usual, the keys are “We’re going streaking!” and “Commando.” That formula has gotten the Braves a 7-game lead in the NL East, so there is no point in changing anything this far into the season. I wonder who brought the green hat?
Nothing to see here.
It was always a formality.
That’s nacho cheese. LITERALLY.