Roundup: Girl Breaks Both Feet After Missing Pool on Jump Off Roof, RIP Deacon Jones & Penelope Cruz, Bond Girl?

Annual Simon G SoireeJenny McCarthy… Stalker Sarah, the teenage paparazzi … awesome map of how Starbucks matches up with Dunkin’ Donuts in cities around the country … actress Pia Zadora arrested on domestic battery … here’s a very good profile of songwriter Jason Isbell … Esquire has slideshow on the 75 books every man should readtourists or porn movie? … Kate Upton went to a Yankees game over the weekend … the rise of Insider Trading … what did London look like in 1927? … large rubber duck is Pittsburgh-bound … “Escaped Llama Subdued With Taser In Florida” … breadwinning wives often leads to divorce … Penelope Cruz as a Bond girl is a great idea …

The struggles of an assistant college basketball coach: 12 jobs around the country in 16 years. [Chronicle of Higher Education]

“Cops are no strangers to risk. But football comes with its own set of dangers, and every member of the Enforcers knows that an injury on the field could cost him his career and, in some cases, even his pension. Still, for these men, the risk is well worth it.” [Union Tribune]

The rise of college fishing. [TIME]

Will DeSean Jackson’s new agent be Jay-Z? [Philly.com]

Danilo Gallinari of the Nuggets had his surgery delayed, and may not play until February. [Denver Post]

Deacon Jones, dead at 74. [NPR]

Mookie Blaylock will face some charges following his car accident that briefly left him in a coma, and killed the passenger in another car. [AJC]

“There are 3.2 million high school girls playing varsity sports in this country, and anywhere from 2 to 4 million people annually watch the women’s NCAA Final Four on TV. Yet the sport is floundering.” [Wash Post]

Rutgers can’t do anything right. At all. [NYT]

“Alabama state senator’s wife demands possibly fake women stop soliciting her husband on Facebook.” [AL.com]

Here’s a puppy reacting to a lime a couple months ago. [via Stephen Douglas]

If you believe the You Tube upload, this girl reportedly broke both feet. [via Cartmaniak]

Boy drops cymbal, makes awesome recovery.

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