Rafael Nadal made quick work of his countryman David Ferrer in straight sets to win a record eighth French Open title. He improved to an ungodly 59-1 in the tournament and can call himself the King of Clay with complete immunity should he feel so inclined. His biggest challenge in the 2 hour, 16 minute match turned out to be sidestepping a flare-totting protester — not any forehand or backhand waged by his opponent.
it’s easier for a rich man to go through the legs of a camel …
The only thing average about Ichiro is his size.
What do I do with my hands?
Big when it counted.
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