Toomer’s corner tree poisoner Harvey Updyke was just released from prison. He plans to forge a new direction in his life, without college football and with a walrus mustache and a mullet. Updyke is banned from stepping foot in Auburn. He may want to avoid football hotbeds such as Tuscaloosa, Baton Rouge and New Brunswick just in case.
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Trickeration, if you’re a person who says that.
Anyone gonna sign him?
Violent. Very very violent.
Thunder are 4-12 on the season.