Toomer’s corner tree poisoner Harvey Updyke was just released from prison. He plans to forge a new direction in his life, without college football and with a walrus mustache and a mullet. Updyke is banned from stepping foot in Auburn. He may want to avoid football hotbeds such as Tuscaloosa, Baton Rouge and New Brunswick just in case.
The end for Beast Mode?
“I’m a drunk — I’m Irish.”