A little over a year ago today, the baseball world was gifted with a Wang-Dickey showdown for all the manly marbles. This season, Wang and Dickey have united in Toronto, along with Johnson, to form some sort of impenetrable Voltron of penis jokes.
All we’re missing here to complete the circle of vast immaturity are fellow pitchers Furbush, Fister, and Minor.
And despite the fact that Toronto is on the road, my suggestion for this evening’s game is to have the presumably available Val Venis throw out the first pitch to Dave Bush.
Previously: Dickey vs. Wang is Obviously the MLB Pitching Matchup of the Week