When Usain Bolt wants to take a look at a track & field stadium, he has to take an F1 car for a ride. Because he’s so fast, you see? Everything is a blur because he’s so fast. Taking a Formula One car is slower than running. Get it?
Who saw this coming?
He refused a breathalyzer test.
“People are tired of business as usual, they’re tired of politicians.”
Tony Gwynn’s family has filed a wrongful-death suit against the tobacco industry.
Draymond Green will not be suspended for kicking Steven Adams in the groin.
Josh Hamilton will miss the entire 2016 season as he is set to undergo knee surgery.
Things must be bad in KC.
Just put the phone away.