New Soccer Cleats Promise, "Gloryholes For Precision Fit in Sticky Situations."
By Mike Cardillo
Warrior’s new Gambler cleats come with the Internet-approved, “Deal With It” tag. They also feature, “gloryholes for precision fit in sticky situations.”
Pity the mother’s trying to buy these for their kids at Dick’s Sporting Goods. (Get it?)
[H/T @thefarmerjones]