Bill Simmons was in the middle of bragging about how he and only he thought Tim Duncan – the greatest power forward of all-time – would have a big game in a potential NBA Championship-clinching game, when a female fan was lifted up behind him. The woman – sporting a functional hat – almost lost her top while the gentleman lifting her by her… boobs. That kind of thing will happen in Miami.
The rout is on.
Names to file away, perhaps?