Rosie Huntington-Whiteley … teenager goes Plaxico in South Carolina … man falls asleep during massage, wakes up to find male masseuse giving him oral sex … Sofia Vergara tweeted this photo of herself in a thong, and it’s mildly NSFW … psychic ordered by judge to pay a Houston couple $6.8 million … Brooklyn Decker’s next movie … you suck, Bank of America … Joanna Krupa’s wedding dress is quite revealing … Disney Channel picks up ‘Girl Meets World‘ … Cristiano Ronaldo is jacked, check out those lats … “Fox News sued over car chase/suicide coverage“… man survives 15 story fall … “Man Exposed Himself In Target Dressing Room” … rough budget cuts in Philly schools … is this really necessary, Sesame Street? … actor Chris Pine’s new girlfriend has really long legs …
Wes Lunt, the former Oklahoma State QB, is transferring to Illinois. [Daily Illini]
Bruins 2, Blackhawks 0. Panic in Chicago with the Blackhawks down 2-1 and Marian Hossa injured. [Tribune]
Hilarious collection of Dick Vitale’s pop culture tweets. [Hot Clicks]
The DeSean Jackson documentary sounds quite good. [CBS Sports]
Enjoyed this story on Sonny Vaccaro taking on the NCAA all by himself. [Post-Gazette]
It’s from January, but this is a powerful takedown of Steven Seagal. [Vice]
Columnist irked that a college football coach would offer a scholarship to a kid who hasn’t reached 8th grade yet. [Tennessean]
Borussia Dortmund insist Robert Lewandowski will not leave. [Guardian]
Roy Williams on the PJ Hairston arrest: “I am waiting until all the facts come in and then I will take care of everything that needs to be taken care of.” [USA Today Sports]
We’ll have a USA-Honduras soccer preview later, but if you want to talk about the qualifying match right now, kindly use this as a discussion point. [Salt Lake Trib]
Sheldon McClellan, one of the best players on Texas last season, is transferring to Miami. [CBS Sports]
Will there be a funnier move this summer than To Do List? Doubtful.
Entire house swept away by flooding in India. [via Hypervocal]
Watch the speed with which this bear climbs a tree. Don’t worry, he doesn’t attack the guy.
The Wolf of Wall Street looks tremendous.