“Small Market Break Up” might hit close to home. Do you remember falling in love with a player, only to see him leave for another team? Of course you do. This song deals with the heartbreak of a favorite player leaving the team people thought he would be with forever.
The dangerous life of a mascot.
Close. Very close.
Most importantly, a dude got kicked in a head by someone on a passing train while trying to take a selfie.