Marlon Williams used to play linebacker at Texas Tech. These days, he is a rapper who appeared on last season’s Real World. In March I wrote about how Williams called his penis the “black mamba” on the Real World because journalism is important. I didn’t see another second of the current (Last? Is it over?) season of RW, but I was pretty excited to get an e-mail from Williams – a.k.a. “Jay Dillinger” – with a link to his new music video, “Lay Down.” It features Anastasia & Nia, two of his RW cast members. I wish all my e-mails were from MTV reality stars.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.