Jonathan Toews turned 25 in April. He has already won two Stanley Cups, a Conn Smythe trophy and a gold medal. Since accomplishing all that, he has gone crowd surfing at Chicago’s Board Room, moon walked on the ice, and walked around Chicago holding the Cup above his head while hundreds followed him around like the Pied Piper. Jonathan Toews runs Chicago.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.