This is an ad for golf’s European Tour featuring Rory McIlory and a Golf Laboratory Computer Controlled Hitting Machine that you can call “Jeff.” Rory and Jeff have a little contest to see who can hit the most balls into washing machines, like Rory used to do when he was a kid. Jeff talks shit. Rory laughs. Jeff even gets Rory to swear when he tells him his good friend Tiger Woods “would be home with his feet up by now.” Just a fun video. And, of course, another win for golf! [h/t: Spence!]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.