This is an ad for golf’s European Tour featuring Rory McIlory and a Golf Laboratory Computer Controlled Hitting Machine that you can call “Jeff.” Rory and Jeff have a little contest to see who can hit the most balls into washing machines, like Rory used to do when he was a kid. Jeff talks shit. Rory laughs. Jeff even gets Rory to swear when he tells him his good friend Tiger Woods “would be home with his feet up by now.” Just a fun video. And, of course, another win for golf! [h/t: Spence!]
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.