Is this bobblehead supposed to be NESN sideline reporter Jenny Dell or Mary Carillo? If you find yourself asking such a preposterous question, it usually means to start the whole production process over and send all existing product directly through a wood chipper. Sure, bobbleheads never look exactly like the intended player or announcer, but this attempt at Jenny Dell is far closer to a soccer mom preparing to give a memorable toast.
Nonetheless, the first 1,000 fans to arrive at the Class-A Lowell Spinners game tonight, a minor league affiliate of the Red Sox, will receive this thing. Enjoy.
UPDATE: The game has been rained out and rescheduled for August 26 because the bobblehead gods have eyes too. There’s plenty of time to make this right.
[Tragic photo via Busted Coverage]