Homer Bailey just threw his second career no-hitter. The Cincinnati Reds’ pitcher was still throwing 97mph heat in the 9th inning, so you know he was pretty excited. After the game Bailey took the opportunity to drop an F-bomb on television saying, “Nah, man. I mean, I just fucking walked a guy. This game is pretty tough.”
Or the Fever set a record for futility.
Hugh Freeze was in near constant contact with a dirty Ole Miss booster.
Plus, Derek Jeter is a father.
Can’t do this anymore.