Michael Jordan is a retired basketball player who is known to enjoy gambling and hate bacon necks. Lisa Kennedy Montgomery – or simply “Kennedy” as you probably know her – was an MTV VJ when the TV channel actually played videos. Jordan, Kennedy and Russell Simmons once had dinner together in New York City because it was the 1990’s. Since Jordan was involved, gambling had to be involved. So Jordan tried to organize a game of dice with Kennedy’s virginity being the prize. (Her?) From her upcoming book, via TMZ:
Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was “time to play for something” … and said, “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.”
Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin –and imagined MJ’s giant penis would “eviscerate me from the inside out” … so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.
And that’s when Jordan allegedly reminded Kennedy he had a wife — and offered her Nets tickets as a consolation.
Jordan wanted sex. Kennedy wanted Knicks tickets. Kennedy won the dice game and nobody got what they wanted. Kennedy also added this flowery prose to the story.
“Sure, he’ll filet my vag like a sea bass if he won at dice on a men’s room floor,” Kennedy writes … “but as soon as I want basketball tickets he’s a Promise Keeper? Whatevs.”
Kennedy was born in September 1972 and she started at MTV in 1992 so she would have been in her twenties when this supposedly happened. Jordan was either with the Chicago Bulls or Birmingham Barons. [via TMZ]
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