American hero and eating champion, Joey Chestnut has devoured exactly 380 wieners at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest since 2008, while the adorable Houston Astros have delicately picked their spots en route to 378 wins. The bright side? The Astros have 76 more attempts this season and all of April, May, and June of next year to catch Chestnut at 380. Dare to dream.
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