Sharknado Bikini Waitress (Cassie Scerbo) is a Miami Heat Fan

Or as she will be affectionately known for the rest of time, “Sharknado bikini waitress.”

Scerbo was previously in a straight-to-video Bring It On sequel, a show about teenage gymnasts called Make It Or Break It and does a voice on Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

You know what? Forget all those roles that you just learned about in the previous paragraph because Cassie Scerbo will be Sharknado Bikini Waitress in our hearts forever. Best of all? She was eaten by a shark, but somehow saved when Ian Ziering jumped into that shark’s mouth chainsaw first and can come back for Sharknado 2!

Did I mention she’s a Miami Heat fan? And she goes on the field before Dodgers games and sits courtside at Lakers games. If you have a lot of free time today, you can look through her Instagram and see her in various sports hats and lots of other stuff. If you are tight on time today, we put together a gallery because she deserves it.

Oh, hey If you’re still reading, I feel like you need to know about Cassie’s teenage years in an all-girl pop group called Slumber Party Girls. I’ll give you a moment. Here is their song about texting.

And here is a Rebecca Black-esque song about going back to school when Summer ends.

Dos Equis needs to hire Cassie Scerbo as the Most Interesting Woman in the World and they need to do it now.

BONUS SHARKNADO GIFS!
Sharknado!
Sharknado Truther Shrug!
Kevin McAllister’s Dad Gets Eating By Shark!
Cassie Kills Shark With Pool Cue! 
Shark Bomb!