Ever wonder why people shoot clay pigeons? It’s not because of leftover frustration at the Vince Vaughn / Jeneane Garofalo / Joaquin Phoenix movie from the 1990’s. It’s because if you don’t destroy a clay pigeon, it will hit someone in the face and that will hurt like a mother. You destroy clay pigeons to protect your friends. Especially ones standing 10-feet from the guy launching the clay pigeons. This accident is reminiscent of the golfer who hit his friend with a broken club.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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Golfing against? Maybe, but probably not.
Tom Thibodeau is gonna get screwed out of his job Chicago.