Marisa Miller won the ESPY for being Marisa Miller … Snake Island sounds like the worst thing ever … Shin Soo Ji shows newscasters how she threw her famous pitch … PayPal glitch puts $92 quadrillion in man’s account … the Queen wants Kate to have her baby so she can go on holiday … this is amazing … elementary school principal tried to meet teen for sex … a guy wrestled a shark … bullying victim commits suicide … CVS and other stores refuse to carry the new Rolling Stone … Arrested Development quiz (I only got 42) … RIPD and Men In Black are the same movie … radio show punks fake Veteran panhandler … Whose Line Is It Anyway is back … the inventor of Twister died … Paula Deen fans protest with butter wrappers …
Can FOX Sports 1 really “dethrone” ESPN? [Business Week]
Dana White went off on Sports Illustrated for Anderson Silva – Chris Weidman conspiracy talk. [MMAJunkie]
Is NASCAR ready for an openly gay driver? [Shake and Bake]
The Heat amnestied Mike Miller and the Cavs want him, but he might have back surgery. [CBS]
Here’s the article that landed Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on cover of RS. [Rolling Stone]
Throwing a baseball? That’s evolution. [Charlotte Observer]
LeBron James has basically ruined player ratings in video games. [Extra Mustard]
Bismack Biyombo broke out a Dikembe Mutombu finger wag after a block in Summer League. [Guyism]
David Beckham surprised some young English people so they were quite excited. [Facebook]
7-man alley-oop for a dunk on a pool basketball hoop. People love this. [Vine]
Chrissy Teigen wears shitty disguises to make sure John Legend is faithful.
Vietnamese fan runs alongside Arsenal bus until they eventually invite him on for pictures and autographs.
A Canadian guy doing video karaoke to Backstreet Boys. I like his moves.
Insane game of HORSE. I think they may have cut out a couple misses here and there…
Tay Allyn’s “Mass Text” is the worst song of 2013.