Kate Beckinsale, let’s wish her a happy 40th birthday. … Alfonso Soriano to the Yankees is 99 percent done. … The Falcons will make Matt Ryan very rich. … Adam Morrison will be a student-assistant at Gonzaga. … Vandals strike the Lincoln Memorial. … Biogenesis case could go much deeper than baseball, including the NBA, MMA and NCAA. … Georgia lineman Kolton Houston ruled eligible. … Driver in Spain train derailment boasted about speeding on Facebook before crash. … Waffle House opening an outpost at Turner Field. … Your important A.J. Clemente update! … Cowboys Stadium gets a naming rights sponsor. … Lance Berkman might be out for the season. … Florida man arrested after masturbation spree. … Yet another report the 2022 World Cup will be played in the winter. … Coming soon: Chromecast. … Kyrie Irving is on the cover of NBA Live 14. …. … Ervin Santana wants ‘Dodgeball for Pitchers’ at the All-Star Game. … Marlins starter Jacob Turner has a fun nickname. … Some more worship at the alter of Nate Silver. … DC United gets a new stadium, but its not a great deal for the city. … Newspaper headline on the day Cy Young won his 500th game. … Sure you were, pal.
Hipsters love Hall and Oates. [HuffPost]
Monopoly is NOT getting rid of Jail to make the game faster, after all. [The Atlantic]
NCAA president vows ‘fundamental change.’ [IndyStar]
Interview with the ‘dashing’ Kliff Kingsbury. [Texas Monthly]
Publix is taking aim at Wal-Mart. [Forbes]
AAU team wears ‘I am Trayvon’ shirts. [Eye on Basketball]
Heroic man saves dying dog. [HyperVocal]
The redemption (and re-branding) of Michael Dyer. [Grantland]
Shark mating goes wrong at a Kentucky Aquarium. [Smithsonian]
Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon is terminally ill and giving away his fortune. [THR]
New York City Council gives MSG 10 years before it has to move. [Ball Don't Lie]
The talented Jason Fagone writes about a radical new cancer treatment. [Philly Mag]
Dutch man is the ‘King of Cannabis.’ [Vice]
Profile of Chip Kelly’s ‘Mystery Man.’ [MMQB]
The best thing ever written about mini golf. [700 Level]
Next time use UPS. [via Slade]
The Hood Internet puts their spin on that ‘Blurred Lines’ song all the kids are talking about with a healthy dose of ‘Growing Pains.’
MC Hammer was thinking outside the bun before it was cool.
Every movie reference in first five seasons of ‘The Simpsons’ in one supercut.