David Ortiz was ejected during the Red Sox’ 7-3 win over the Orioles last night. Big Papi’s obligatory tirade took a dark turn when he vented his frustrations on an unsuspecting dugout phone. We’re not sure why those still exist in 2013 either, David. [GIF via Drawn to MLB]
It’s not like Texas has options right now.
Clean up in aisle four!
Roc in Seattle? Seems doubtful.