Diego Maradona Allegedly Kicked a Photographer in the Groin, "Like He was Taking a Free-Kick"

Diego Maradona’s post-soccer career has been, how should we put this nicely, colorful. From hanging out with Mike Tyson on talk shows to gallivanting around the world, the Argentine legend certainly knows how to live it up. He also hates the paparazzi.

The Guardian filed this painful-sounding dispatch after allegations from photographer Enrique Medina that Maradona kicked him in a very sensitive area.

"Medina told the Associated Press on Monday that Maradona ran at him “like he was taking a free-kick” and kicked him so hard in the groin and upper leg area that he “doubled over in pain”."

If they ever actually make “Ow My Balls,” Maradonna could be one of its first celebrity guests.

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