Alexis Knapp … Simon Cowell is having a baby with his friend’s wife … Alison Brie and Adam Pally as Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell … gross – the face of brain-eating amoebas … “happy with my foreskin” … Paul Haggis supports Leah Remini’s break from Scientology … Nashville is doing pretty well thanks to Taylor Swift … NYC police in trouble after an incident with an off-duty chief … man drives through DWI checkpoint while drinking beer … a history of the word “slutbag” … Princess Diana was in love with a doctor who kind of looked like Keith Hernandez … man and woman break into high school to have sex, damage vending machine … Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones are leaving Parks & Rec … Rolling Stone sold a lot of magazines with that terrorist on the cover … man disguises turtle as hamburger for flight …
O.J. Simpson was granted parole, but has to stay in jail. That’s a new one. [LA Times]
Georgetown mascot-in-training will not return to campus. [Washington City Paper]
Other sports leagues don’t seem so thrilled to see the Biogenesis records. [The Atlantic]
Gerard Piqué and Shakira went on vacation and it looked like a good time. [E!]
Man claims he has the cup that started the Malice at the Palace. [Guyism]
Yankees – Dodgers had the best baseball ratings in 15 years in Los Angeles. Baseball – thriving, un-dead sport? Discuss! [Variety]
LeBron James considering a bid for the players’ union presidency. [FOX Sports]
Ken Jeong read the Dodgers starting line ups. [MLB]
What would have happened in fantasy football leagues after Bane blew up Gotham Stadium during a game? [WDWGDaB?]
The P.J. Hairston driving experience. [CBS Charlotte]
Grading boxing’s divisions – currently and looking towards the future. [The Queensberry Rules]
I had never seen this video of Ozzie Guillen getting caught with the hidden ball trick. Twice.
Someone finally made a Tom Emanski instructional video spoof using kickball. It was right there in front of us the entire time!
Meet Crazy Rhubarb Lady. Language is super NSFW so make sure you have your headphones on. This woman is insane, but also awesome as far as the Internet goes.
The first trailer of American Hustle was released and it looks spectacular.
And here’s the trailer for Lone Survivor.