Most Inappropriate Best Man Speech Ever Reminds Us That The Islanders Will Always F--- You

The video of this best man’s speech picks up as he opens with a line about how long the groom lasts in bed. (Language NSFW) From there, it only gets worse. The best man talks about porn, swears – a lot – and hardly even talks about the couple. Luckily, he makes sure to share this anecdote about the New York Islanders:

“As I got into college I started to not love the Islanders as much. I started to get more into girls. And then he really taught me it’s more important to be into the Islanders because girls won’t always fuck you, but the Islanders will always fuck you.”

The bride must have been thrilled. Especially if she’s an Islanders fan.