This went almost as swimmingly as Peter King’s AMA

One of the bigger wastes of talent in recent memory.

I like it better when the RELATED: posts are completely unrelated.

Who has a more punchable face? Rocker or Phil Mushnick?

would like to see him vs kyle farnsworth in a celebrity deathmatch

Rocker finding Kenny Powers “Moderately flattering” is the greatest thing ever written.

Who has a more punchable face? Rocker or Phil Mushnick?

Don Mattingly and/or Lenny Kravitz

John “Off His” Rocker.

Who has a more punchable face? Rocker or Phil Mushnick?

The only possible answer to this is “yes”.

Don Mattingly and/or Lenny Kravitz

The only possible answer to this is “yes”

These are all acceptable answers.

[–]johnrocker49[S] 27 points 1 hour ago

You can tell more about someone by who his enemies are as opposed to who his friends are. It would say a lot about me as a person if idiots like you people who obviously have nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon than play on your computer actually liked me. I’m here because I’m retired at the age of 38. You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do. Talk shit when you’ve actually done something with you’re life you useless shit.

His take on diversity and assimilation made my head explode

I had a friend in high school — one of those classic jerk high school friends — who was enamored with John Rocker. Long story short this guy got an autographed baseball from Rocker. He also was the greatest prank called of all time. He once called the goodwill as a WWII vet whose wife accidentally gave away his war medals. He also used to call TGI Friday’s regularly as “Mike Hornwall, regional manager” and just ask how things were going. Finally he called a guy once and just said “It’s me” and the guy recognized him as his friend — he then told the guy on the phone he was gay and had been in the closet for years. I’m sure that was an interesting conversation next time he met the guy he thought he was talking to.

You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do

I’m just saying, Dad’s can have basements as well.

You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do

This is the classic Dan Shaughnessy go to line

Pretty impressive to get a negative comment in your own AMA. Even the regular insults he’s throwing out to commenters are getting 10+ points.

Wow, Rocker is as a crazy as a shithouse rat.

Follow-up to our RU conversation from about a week ago when we were talking about office birthday parties and the cake leftover. Always look forward to the cake the next morning in the kitchen which would be my “breakfast”

Fast forward to today, the guy’s whose b-day was today is a health freak. Guess what he asked the follow employee to get for his “cake”?

Frozen Greek yogurt bars. Happy Fockin Birthday.

/no yogurt bars for breakfast tomorrow
//sad face

Must be nice. I wonder how much money he banked from his career.

Baseball Ref has him at $5,077,500. I wonder how much he has left of that.

Baseball Ref has him at $5,077,500. I wonder how much he has left of that.

Ima guess all of it is in gold and things are going to get worse for him.

You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do

It’s not nice to make fun of Barista Mike, Johnny Assrocker.

Yeah, he wasn’t really good for long enough to get a big free agency pay day. I guess if he lives in the middle of nowhere and gets some appearance fees and shit like that he’d probably be fine, though. Maybe he could pick up a coaching gig if he needs income.