Rocker set the tone immediately with a sassy vibrator joke. He presumed a redditor named “Davy” may have gay “tendencies.” Straight men go by “David,” apparently. He also claimed to be friends with Alex Rodriguez. Must have met at a baseball heel convention.
The NFL Draft is just a few short [measurement of time]s away.
Blatant and dumb.
Title says it all.
Also a fun Jurgen Klinsmann reaction GIF.
The moped is the fedora of internal combustion transport.