Rocker set the tone immediately with a sassy vibrator joke. He presumed a redditor named “Davy” may have gay “tendencies.” Straight men go by “David,” apparently. He also claimed to be friends with Alex Rodriguez. Must have met at a baseball heel convention.
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.
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It’s the first Friday in March. That’s about it.