Rocker set the tone immediately with a sassy vibrator joke. He presumed a redditor named “Davy” may have gay “tendencies.” Straight men go by “David,” apparently. He also claimed to be friends with Alex Rodriguez. Must have met at a baseball heel convention.
A sign of things to come? Or underclassmen getting advice elsewhere?
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Bowl games and football, that’s what December does.
It’s an honor just to be nominated.
The knockout specialist defends his light heavyweight title tonight.Provided by: