John Rocker is Concerned About Your Girlfriend's Sexual Satisfaction, Thinks Redditors May Have Gay Tendencies, Is Friends With Alex Rodriguez

Conservative columnist, former MLB pitcher and noted see-through sweater aficionado John Rocker did a Reddit AMA. It went predictably.

Rocker set the tone immediately with a sassy vibrator joke. He presumed a redditor named “Davy” may have gay “tendencies.” Straight men go by “David,” apparently. He also claimed to be friends with Alex Rodriguez. Must have met at a baseball heel convention.

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