Edwin Hurtado is a defender for Deportivo Quevedo in the Ecuadorian Serie A league. Here he is biting Barcelona Sporting Club’s Andres Franzoia on the nose. Franzoia had knocked down one of Hurtado’s teammates so the only reasonable course of action was to chomp at his nose. Franzoia did the most soccer thing and (almost) immediately flopped to the ground. Soccer players, man.

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