The Boston Red Sox have not won a game on Ben Affleck’s birthday since Good Will Hunting came out according to SportsCenter. Today is Ben Affleck’s birthday. The Red Sox play Toronto. The Red Sox must break the Curse of Ben Affleck or else they will never win a game on August 15th again. August is a slow sports month.
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.