Earlier this week, we were informed Houston Rockets star James Harden is a poor singer. It was important news brought to the masses by Foot Locker. As part of the full-court press advertising campaign, the company sent out this amazing jump drive.
It’s perfect for storing important data and can be used as a stand-in voodoo doll when your favorite team is playing Houston.
Forcibly removing Harden’s beard in real life would likely be considered a Flagrant 2 foul. It would also be the only infraction worthy of Joey Crawford’s histrionics.