Renzo Reaños, thanks to Internet technology, you’ll live on in infamy for your own goal scored over the weekend in Peruvian league action. Playing for Unión Comercio in a game against Universitario, Reaños knocked in an all-time atrocious own goal. How he managed to do it boggles the mind. It’s sublimely awful, yet beautiful at the same time and probably better than any own goal Lionel Messi would ever score.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.