The Dallas Cowboys may not have won a Super Bowl since 1995, appeared in a conference championship game, even, since the same year, and may have only won one playoff game in the last sixteen seasons, but that will never stop a Jones from talking.
This time it is Stephen Jones, Jerry’s son, coming up with the proclamations.
Stephen Jones: “We’re convinced we’ve got the ‘secret sauce’ to put this thing back together again and win championships.”
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) August 27, 2013
If the Cowboys really have discovered the secret sauce, it may just be used to return them to the glory hole days. The secret sauce, by the way, consists of Miracle Whip, French Dressing, Ketchup, Pickle Relish, and not running off Jimmy Johnson and putting yourself in charge of personnel.