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Stephen Jones Says the Dallas Cowboys Have the "Secret Sauce" to Get Back to Winning Championships

Stephen Jones shares his secret sauce formula with Dez Bryant

The Dallas Cowboys may not have won a Super Bowl since 1995, appeared in a conference championship game, even, since the same year, and may have only won one playoff game in the last sixteen seasons, but that will never stop a Jones from talking.

This time it is Stephen Jones, Jerry’s son, coming up with the proclamations.

If the Cowboys really have discovered the secret sauce, it may just be used to return them to the glory hole days. The secret sauce, by the way, consists of Miracle Whip, French Dressing, Ketchup, Pickle Relish, and not running off Jimmy Johnson and putting yourself in charge of personnel.

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