Roundup: Jack Nicholson Retiring (Maybe), Scarlett Johansson Engaged, Smartwatches and FXX

"Under The Skin" Premiere - The 70th Venice International Film FestivalScarlett Johansson … is engaged to some French guy … Tempe police made 371 alcohol-related arrests before weekend before classes start at ASU … British soldiers assaulted an off-duty NYPD officer … what’s the deal with tipping … Florida Man smears feces on girlfriend during argument … Kanye performs for dictators$30,000 coffin with a sound system … Jay-Z, Beyonce, Lady Gaga bouncer dies after being tasered …. floor plans of famous TV apartments … Eddie Murphy back to making awful music … La Guardia airport employee drives staircar to pizza place … Trick Shot Titus vs. Channing Tatum … Jack Nicholson retiring from acting … or he is not … 101 best models to follow on Instagram … are you ready for smartwatches?

Don Meineke, the first NBA Rookie of the Year, passed away at 83. [Dayton Daily News]

UNLV billboard in Vegas uses the wrong coach. [Review Journal]

Mike Shur – Ken Tremendous – will be making shows for Universal through 2016. [Hitfix]

FXX had its first “big night” last night with the premiers of Always Sunny and The League. Was everyone able to find it? [THR]

John Wall bought a sick house with a basketball court and 10 bathrooms. [Busted Coverage]

Miesha Tate looks to the brighter side of her rivalry with Ronda Rousey. [Sports Illustrated]

Each NFL team has a perfect beer. [Sports On Earth]

IBM trying some neat recap animations during the US Open. [IBM Sports Instagram]

Michael Dixon cleared to play at Memphis this season by the NCAA. [CBS Eye on College Basketball]

Boston Red Sox sell the most expensive beer in baseball. The Dodgers have the cheapest. [Deadspin]

Look at the NFL team salaries by position. [Guardian]

UFC is going to take over FOX Sports 1 more often in the future. [Yahoo!]

Bill Rhoden will host a sports interview show on EPIX. [Market Watch]

This is a few years old, but I had never seen it. This lady wants some freakin’ McNuggets or she will take her true form. [via @Jaddams]

Just a rally car co-driver sitting on the engine shifting. [Metro]

Trailer for the final season of Eastbound & Down.

Alyssa Milano’s sex tape. Get it? Hey, I’m not here to turn down possible pageviews.

Do not rob store clerks who are armed Iraq war veterans and former prison guards. [The Blaze]

Dallas Stars ice girls in melted ice. [via Hot Clicks]

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